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一个小强去看电影，到了电影售票处，发现一个老外和售票小姐连说带比得好半天，就自告奋勇的上前做翻译，售票小姐说：麻烦你告诉她，现在坐票售完了只剩下站票，如果要看要站着看。　
小强转头就对老外说：no sit see,stand see. if see stand see.　
老外回答说：sorry i don’t understand your english.　
小强就对售票小姐说：哦，他说他不懂英文
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昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，秋笋左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的：
秋笋：“hello?“
老外：“hi.”
秋笋：“you have what thing?“
老外：“can you speak english?“
秋笋：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?“
老外：“can anybody else speak english? “
秋笋：“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.“
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?“
秋笋：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.“
老外：“i want to speak to your head.“
秋笋：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.“


甲老师在批改英语作文，忽然大发雷霆：“我从来没看过这么烂的英语作文！”

乙老师见状问：“写的是什么啊？”
甲老师：“写一个王子和公主的故事。从天说到地，写了快千字”
“不错啊，很敬业”乙老师说。
“他竟然在开头写王子问公主‘can you speak chinese?'
公主回答‘yes',
接下来的全部都是中文！”
。。。。。

周星驰的电影《大话西游》曾以它无厘头的搞笑与癫狂的内涵表达，在众多观众的心中建立起了无法磨灭的“星”派印象，并掀起了一股“恶搞哲学”的热潮。看完这部电影的观众在捧腹大笑之后都大呼过瘾，而电影中的很多台词更被人们奉为经典，以至于在很多其他影视作品中都出现过类似的台词。那么今天我们就来重温一下经典吧！　　1你想要啊？你想要就说吧，你不说我怎么知道你想要呢？You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent?
　　2你又在吓我。You scare me again.
　　3莫非是一家黑店？Is this a slaughter house?
　　4长夜漫漫，无心睡眠。It's a long night, no mood to sleep.
　　5如果不能跟我喜欢的人在一起，就算让我做玉皇大帝我也不会开心。If I can't be with the one who I love, I won't be happy even if I were Heaven Emperor.
　　6要不要我把心掏出来给你看看啊？Should I show you my heart?
　　7可惜快乐永远都是短暂的，换来的只是无穷无尽的痛苦和长叹。But happiness is always a flash of time. We only have endless pain.
　　8有一天当你发觉你爱上一个让你讨厌的人，这段感情才是最要命的。When you discover that you've fallen in love with a man you hate, this affair is really hurting you.
　　9可我怎会爱上一个我讨厌的人呢？请你给我一个理由好不好？拜托！But how can I fall in love with a person I hate? Please give me a reason, please!
　　10爱一个人需要理由吗？不需要吗？需要吗？We don't need any reason to love a person. Don't we? Do we?
　　11你有多少兄弟姐妹？你父母尚在吗？你说句话啊！我只是想在临死之前多交一个朋友而已。How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents alive? Speak up! I just want to make a new friend when I'm going to die.
　　12所以说做妖就像做人一样，要有仁慈的心，有了仁慈的心，就不再是妖，是人妖。Being a devil is the same as being a human. We should be kind. If we are kind, we are not a devil, we are a hybrid.
　　13爱一个人是痛苦的。Love means pain.
　　14这样的话只是得到我的肉体，并不能得到我的灵魂。You can just get my body instead of my spirit.
　　15曾经有一段真挚的爱情摆在我的面前，我却没有珍惜，直到失去才追悔莫及。人世间最大的痛苦莫过于此。如果上天再给我一次机会的话，我一定会对那女孩说三个字：我爱你。如果非要在这段爱情前加个期限的话，我希望是一万年。I have had my best love before, but I didn't treasure her. When I lost her, I fell regretful. It is the most painful matter in this world. If God can give me another chance, I will say 3 words to her--I love you. If you have to give a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years.]]> http://380353103.qzone.qq.com/blog/1222087131#comment 512 Mon, 22 Sep 2008 12:38:51 GMT http://380353103.qzone.qq.com/blog/1222087131 http://380353103.qzone.qq.com/blog/1215187340
没见过这么宏大的场面，赶快来张合影吧！
这景色不错！不知道他们是不是消防员！]]> http://380353103.qzone.qq.com/blog/1215187340#comment 513 Fri, 04 Jul 2008 16:02:20 GMT http://380353103.qzone.qq.com/blog/1215187340 http://380353103.qzone.qq.com/blog/1215187097
我希望，以后能向这位大娘天天能吃到麦当劳，过上好日子！
希望大家早日发大财！]]> http://380353103.qzone.qq.com/blog/1215187097#comment 513 Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:58:17 GMT http://380353103.qzone.qq.com/blog/1215187097